A Shout Out
This post is dedicated to all those people who like to give "shout outs." I was recently reminded of this when a friend of mine was a victim of a shout out in text message form on her cell phone. I was reminded of the good old days of 7th grade when it was so cool to give a shout out to all your friends on your internet profile or by calling into the radio stations. Here is an example of a successful shout out, for anyone who is unfamiliar: "I just want to give a shout out to all my awesome friends- you know who you are, but in case you forgot I love you Billy (you'll always be my baby!), Jimmy, SusieQ, MaryBeth (pb and j lol you know what I mean), Bob, Kelly, Zach, Slater (body building!), Screech (crazy nights in vegas), Lisa, and anyone else I didn't mention you know I love you too and you are always in my heart- thanks for all the memories, I'll cherish them forever!" Upon analyzing the shout out, I have discovered that the best shout outs include:
1. An introduction shouting out to your friends
2. A list of all your friends, usually in order of importance
3. A note attached to certain people's names with some sort of inside joke which is only funny if you are in on it
4. An apology for forgetting to include someone's name, heaven forbid they didn't make the cut on the friend list
5. A cheesy conclusion like I'll never forget you guys
Feel free to use this recipe to post your own shout outs on this blog page.
13 Comments:
They had the Internet when you were in 7th grade?
10:53 PM
Bryant, I'm pretty sure they had it when The Freshmen were in 7th grade. But Al Gore hadn't invented it yet when we were in 7th grade.
5:41 AM
what is this 'internet'?
6:51 AM
I wasn't aware of using the internet in the 7th grade. That doesn't mean nobody else used it then.
1:30 PM
In 7th grade all we had was Oregon Trail and Reader Rabbit (yes, we read a little slow in CA). Mavis Beacon wasn't even invented yet, let alone the Gore-net.
2:06 PM
I'd like to throw a shout out to Reader Rabbit (you wild, wascally wabit), Oregon trail, and any other 2 bit computer programs I've forgotten. You taught me everything I know and for that, I love you.
Hey Stef, does that pass the test?
3:19 PM
Yes, Ronnie, that passes the test- but only because you used the word love. And I don't appreciate your use of the term "The Freshmen" on my blog page.
4:05 PM
ronnie, "freshmen" is sexist. please use "freshpersons" "freshhumans" "freshpeople" or the irigaray-ish "fresh(wo)men".
please be a little more thoughtful and stop flopping around your symbol of phallocentric power.
5:24 PM
I am so glad that I am finally and un-arguably no longer a ¨freshman¨
5:37 PM
Oh, I'm pretty sure I could argue that, Stobel.
7:19 PM
how so, my dear Ronnie? Are we having a ¨blogging duel¨?
4:38 AM
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
5:53 AM
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
11:01 AM
Post a Comment
<< Home