Every 15 Minutes
Today I was talking with my roomies and Russ about Ronnie's blog of his ten most hated things, and how most had to do with sleep. I commented that mine would also have to do with sleep. I started with: I don't like it when I fall asleep in random places, or when I fall asleep upside down or in other awkward positions, or when people can never wake me up, or when I fall down the stairs after trying to walk home from an apartment I fell asleep in, or when I flip out upon being woken up, or when people hold me accountable for things I say or do within 15 minutes before or after I fall asleep...
At that point Russ interrupted with, "15 Minutes before or after you fall asleep?!! That's like your entire day!"
I laughed pretty hard at that. But sadly it was a bittersweet moment...because deep down I knew it was true. Maybe someday I will assume the sleeping habits of a normal person.
Atleast I don't drool.
posted by Stefani at 7:00 PM
8 Comments:
have you always been this way? the first time i saw you passed out, i thought it was a joke. i couldn't believe the things russ was getting away with while you were sleeping.
8:41 PM
What's wrong with drool?
11:10 PM
This is good that you were talking about my blog. However, I'm instituting a new policy now whereas I receive $.50 for every usage of my name when I'm not in Provo. This law is being applied retrospectively so I believe everyone owes me at least $250 each.
8:12 AM
to whom it may concern: (ronnie this means you, but i don't want to be charged for name usage)
that is a good way to get people to never talk about you...i don't think you really want that, do you?
11:17 AM
And may I add, Mr. X, that no one uses your name anyway. You may think that I'm referring to your full legal name, which I won't mention here so as not to draw any suspicion to a certain piece of cement out in front of VP1. What I am referring to is, of course, that we all call you either "Winkie" or simply "Mike's Brother". Now you know how Bryant feels.
3:32 PM
No Stefani, it just means that you have to come up with my nickname much faster. And I'm not to "hip" to "Winkie."
3:59 PM
ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie ronnie
do you take credit?
11:07 PM
Mike's brother:
Can you just collect my $250 from the $1 million that Jason owes me? That would make it a ton easier on me.
2:02 AM
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