For the one and only

My roommate and I are basically the same person. Unfortunately, she is leaving the country for a bit. Here are some reasons why she will be missed:

1. Door bell ditching
2. Scuse, Redic, Abbrev, Delish
3. Talking in Spanish all the time and getting our roommates to say "Hola, Como estas?"
4. Escorting me home when I fall asleep in other apartments
5. Directing me to my room (and helping me dodge the tv) when I fall asleep on the couch
6. Calling the Homies to HT
7. Neil Diamond
8. Doing the dishes
9. Her anger levels..."I'm kind of mad right now!"
10. Our flag football victory jump (and trying not to hurt ourselves in the act)
11. Did you say, Billy, I love you?
12. Lips and butts
13. The greatest friend ever!

Although some may call her Frankenstein or a horse, she will always be Kimberlena to me